Our Holy Home with Yossi & Yoeli 

Yoeli: Wait. Before Chanukah, we were talking about Dovid Hamelech growing up in Beis Lechem, and Rochel being buried in…

Yoeli: So Yossi, we said Dovid Hamelech started his reign in Chevron… did he grow up there too? Yossi: Nope!…

Yossi: Isn’t Chevron called Kiryas Arba in the Torah? Yoeli: It is. The K’li Yakar says it was also called…

Yossi: My Zaidy said that besides the Me’aras Hamachpelah there are other special kevarim in Chevron too! Yishai, Dovid Hamelech’s…

Yossi: Wow, Yoeli,we made it from Teveria, to Meron, to Yerushalayim, to Chevron! Yoeli: Yup and in a way, its…

YOSSI: Oh wow! Yoeli! Look at that fancy esrog! YOELI: Thanks Yos! Yours isn’t too shabby either! How do you…

YOSSI: Wow Yoeli! It’s good to see you! Lishana tova tikasev v’sichasem l’alter – lchaim tovim ulishalom! A good Yomtov!…

YOSSI: You know Yoeli, Yerushalayim is still super special even if it’s not yet rebuilt. YOELI: Of course it is…

YOELI: Hey Yos! It’s good to see you! How was your trip to America?  YOSSI: It was great! But I’m…

YOELI: It’s so good to be here, Yossi! YOSSI: Yes! I feel like I’m recharging my batteries!  YOELI: It’s true,…

YOSSI: Ah… I love how my feet sound walking on these stone streets, Yoeli! YOELI: And to think how many…

YOSSI: Wow this is it Yoeli, the place.  YOELI: Here near the Kosel is where it all began Yos! Not…

YOELI: Wow, Yos, that’s a lot of coffee…  YOSSI: Well, we’ve got a big night ahead of us Yoeli!  YOELI:…

YOSSI: I really don’t want to leave Meron, Yoeli! YOELI: Well then, I guess we don’t have to. There’s so…

YOSSI: The day has finally come! Lag Ba’omer, the Hilula of Rabbi Shimon!  YOELI: Wow look at those crowds, Yos!…

YOSSI: Hey Yoeli! Did you count Sefirah? YOELI: Oh, thanks for reminding me Yos! It’s nice to be moving around…

YOELI: Yossi! What is that?! YOSSI: What does it look like, Yoeli? It’s a sheep!  YOELI: Why do you have…

Yoeli: Well, we learned about the Rebbe (Rabbi Akiva), now let’s talk about his talmidim!  YOSSI: Rebbi, I want to…

YOSSI: Wait, wait, wait a minute! Rabbi Akiva lived in Bnei Brak! We just learned that in yeshiva! In the…

YOSSI: Yoeli! I heard the most incredible thing!  YOELI: Did you hear that there is a sale on fruit?  YOSSI:…

YOSSI: Hey Yoeli, could you help me out here? YOELI: What is that a couch? YOSSI: It’s for Lag Ba’omer,…

YOSSI: Yes! Two days of Purim every year!  YOELI: Wait, what? YOSSI: Yup! The Gemara says (Megillah 2b) that all…

YOSSI: What does Rabbi Shimon have to do with Meron? YOELI: My rebbe told me that Meron is the same…

YOELI: Hey Yos, still eating fruit huh?  YOSSI: You bet Yoeli. I heard something unbelievable. There is a zecher to…

YOSSI: Yoeli! Teveria is not in the center of Eretz Yisrael! It’s kind of at the top… nowhere near Yerushalayim…

YOELI: So Yos, How’s your fruit diet going? YOSSI: Munch. Mhmhmmhmmm… YOELI: Well I guess that means it’s going well.…

YOELI: “Hey Yossi!  YOSSI: “Uhu, chruncha munch chrunch.” YOELI: “What are you eating now?” YOSSI: “An app-(munch, munch) an apple!…

YOELI: It’s Shevat! It’s time to get ready for some fruit!  YOSSI: Fruit? What are you talking about Yoeli? YOELI:…

YOSSI: “Yoeli, how was your Shabbos?” YOELI: “Amazing, Yos, how was yours?” YOSSI: “Truly Eretz Yisraeldig Yoeli, truly Eretz Yisraeldig.”…

Hey Yoeli, what’s that in your hand?” “It’s dirt, Yos, what does it look like?” “Well it looks like dirt……